I'm not nearly as upbeat as my bio suggests

I definitely am not. After going back and reading what I wrote, I sound almost like Suzy home-maker. I am about as far from that as can be.

One major thing... I cuss... Like a drunken sailor.

I hope I did not lure anyone here under any false illusions.

If I did, please accept my apology and you are free to leave now.....