This is how to...

I did not know if everyone understood HOW to eat Spaghetti.

So, I thought I would show you how its done.

First, you take handfuls of spaghetti and shove it in your face. The fork is for decorative purposes only. Repeat, DO NOT USE THE FORK TO PICK UP THE SPAGHETTI. You have to use your hands. (see example 1)

example 1:

Then , you make sure you have a good time eating said spaghetti. Be real careful that you smear it all over your face and arms. DO NOT FORGET TO RUB IT ALL IN YOUR HAIR AND ON YOUR CHEST. (see example 2)

Example 2:

I now hope that everyone has learned how you eat spaghetti and what a fun food spaghetti can be.

Lesson over.