Bullets from Hell

I thought my life was crazy and dysfunctional before. I never thought it could get any worse.

HA! Jokes on me.

Lets see whats happened:

• Bubba decided to buy a restaurant back in the winter time. While we have no savings. Said restaurant closed it's doors for good last month.

• Bubba needed a job and went for one at a restaurant serving. He was told the tips rock. Well, they don't. They lied. They suck. Hubby needs a new job to replace his new job.

• We are beyond broke. Broker than broke. What would that be called?

• Our home phone was disconnected months ago.

• Our cell phones were disconnected the beginning of this month.

• Our lights were turned off one day. I had no way to call anyone, since all the phones were disconnected.

• We finally borrowed enough money to get the lights back on. Thanks to my mother-in-law.

• We came home to meet the guy to turn them back on, and our van was repossessed.

• We went to the grocery store and while in there, someone broke into our van and stole the portable dvd/tv players on the back of the seats. They stole my son's cd mp3 player. They stole the kids movies and tried to steal the stereo out of the dash. Fucking assholes.

• Cops came and watched the surveillance tape, but it was dark and raining and they were unable to see anything. Fucking asshole thieves got away with it.

• Our water was turned off. Thanks to the super-mother-in-law who came to our rescue, YET AGAIN, it was turned back on.

• Then we got moving orders. We thought we were renting to own, but the dumb-asses reneged on that deal. They decided to sell the place out-right.

• We've not been able to find anywhere to move. We don't even have the money for a security deposit. We have to be out by June 13th.

• School is out June 4th and I am already going bat-shit just thinking about it.

So, how's your Spring going?

Mine? Well... It sucks, big time.