My Crazy...er...Dysfunctional Life

I'm 34 yrs old and have been married to a pretty great guy named Kenny since Sept. 11, 1999. We have been inseparable since July of 1994. I can't chase him away! LOL Lucky for me! I am the stressed out mom of four crazy kids who I love with all my heart. We have a lot of ups and downs (mostly downs) and a lot of bad luck, but we have each other.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Body Transplant

I know there are organ transplants, but have they tried a body transplant yet? If not, I would gladly volunteer to be the guinea pig.

I feel like I am falling apart. I don't know what else can go wrong. (Knock on wood!!)

I hate winter time. The cold weather does a job on my carpal tunnel. My hands have been swelling and aching. They are so stiff.

My back always hurts. I have DDD and osteo-arthritis. So, the cold does not help with that either.

That's just 2 of the major problems.

I don't even feel like talking about my dental problems right now.

I think Angelina Jolie's body would work. Do you think she'd go for it?

6 Comments:

At Thursday, December 15, 2005 10:37:00 AM, Blogger Jess said...

Hey! I think she's had the 'good' body for a long enough turn....
hee hee

 
At Thursday, December 15, 2005 11:28:00 AM, Blogger Major Bedhead said...

The only thing I'd want that Angelina Jolie has is Brad Pitt.

 
At Thursday, December 15, 2005 11:54:00 AM, Blogger Angewl said...

hahahaha, He is a cutie, even w/ the rainbow spectrum of hair colors.

If you don't like her bulid, who would you want?

 
At Friday, December 16, 2005 10:57:00 AM, Blogger Major Bedhead said...

Katherine Zeta Jones. Susan Sarandon. Someone not scrawny-thin, more voluptuous and womanly.

 
At Friday, December 16, 2005 11:14:00 AM, Blogger Angewl said...

I have one!!!

Salma Hayek! that woman is bulit like a brick ____ Hoooouuuuuussssseeee!

 
At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 1:19:00 PM, Blogger Josi said...

It would be Queen Latifah for me. Although, if I was to lose abuot 50 lbs I think I would pretty much have it in a lighter shade. LOL

 

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