All Hell to the Queen (not a typo)

I decided last night that it was a real pain in the ass to always write oldest son and youngest child. So, I think I need to come up with some nicknames for blogging purposes.

For my husband: hubby, honey and Bubba. When I am mad at him or he is getting on my nerves I may apply the names big dummy, dumbass, asshole or any other names that pop into my mind.

For my oldest daughter: drama queen or Birdy may be the ones used.

for the boys: hellspawn, heathens..... Just joking, or am I?

oldest son: He will be named Squirt, Sherman or PITA. (he is 13!!! so it fits)

youngest son: Chunky Monkey (that is what Birdy calls him and he likes it), PITA Jr.

the baby girl: Miss Priss, baby, the banana, Diva, Princess and other names I normally call her but can not remember a single one right now. They will be so cutesy there will be no mistake it is her.

I will be referred to as the Queen, the All Knowing and the Ruler of all things Dysfunctional.