Thought I would do some quizzes

I deleted this post cause it made my blog a mess! lol

All Hell to the Queen (not a typo)

I decided last night that it was a real pain in the ass to always write oldest son and youngest child. So, I think I need to come up with some nicknames for blogging purposes.

For my husband: hubby, honey and Bubba. When I am mad at him or he is getting on my nerves I may apply the names big dummy, dumbass, asshole or any other names that pop into my mind.

For my oldest daughter: drama queen or Birdy may be the ones used.

for the boys: hellspawn, heathens..... Just joking, or am I?

oldest son: He will be named Squirt, Sherman or PITA. (he is 13!!! so it fits)

youngest son: Chunky Monkey (that is what Birdy calls him and he likes it), PITA Jr.

the baby girl: Miss Priss, baby, the banana, Diva, Princess and other names I normally call her but can not remember a single one right now. They will be so cutesy there will be no mistake it is her.

I will be referred to as the Queen, the All Knowing and the Ruler of all things Dysfunctional.

Round up the Posse!

Good morning all!

Its 5:35 freaking am. I have yet to be asleep? Wanna know why?

Youngest sons hamster got loose. Youngest son has been crying and so had the 13 yr old boy child . Youngest son woke up and found it gone. Woke up his big bro and they were searching for quite a while before anyone told me. I searched and searched and finally woke up Bubba (nickname for hubby) to move the 500 bazillion pound bed.

Even with the posse rounded up, no luck.

Just freaking lovely.

Hubby is back to sleep after searching for an hour or so.

Both boys are still awake.

I have been sitting in his room in the quiet for the past 45 mins or so hoping the little fucker would go traipsing across the room. Ugh....

ok... I cried, too. I admit it. My blood pressure is up. Face real red. All over a damn hamster named Buddy.

Miss Priss was up for 4 freaking hours. From 11-3 am and wide awake IN her bed talking up a storm and playing. Never fussed ONCE. At some point while I was in the boys rooms she fell asleep.

While in search of Buddy the magically disappearing hamster, I did lessen the current mouse population by 2.

Yes, I admit it. A disgusting nasty mouse situation had arisen and I hope that I may have gotten the king and Buddy will be crowned the new ruler immediately.



Now that is it 5 minutes to 6 freaking am, I am going to have one more look-see and get my tired hamster hunting ass in bed.

Hubbys 'vacation'

My husband is off from work from this past Friday through Wednesday.

So far, I have been relaxing pretty good. I am still working, of course. I can't stop just because he is off.

On Thursday he took me to the place where he works for dinner. It was pretty good. I got manicotti, spaghetti, a salad, bread and for dessert a fudge overload cake. I was stuffed.

He got a huge plate of shrimp primavara and a salad. Oldest boy got the lasagna and bread and a brownie for dessert. Youngest son got a ham & cheese sub, homemade potato chips, a salad and vanilla ice cream for dessert.

The baby had a bowl of spaghetti. She really enjoyed it. She made a hell of a mess, too.

If he did not work there, I would not see up ever eating there again. The desserts were $7 each!!! For a scoop of vanilla ice cream?? What the hell?!?!

He got a discount of course all of that only came to $30. Great discount.

We paid the rent that day and most of my pay went to help him pay this. So, after paying that and another bill we are broke.

I feel horrible that this is the only time he will have this amount of time off and we can not do anything. He deserves some kind of break.

He has fixed the filter on the pool, cleaned it out, cleaned the back yard, worked on the lawnmower for a while, mowed the grass, cooked dinner for me twice, washed dishes and cleaned the kitchen.

Some vacation, huh?

stolen from DGB!

I stole this from someone who stole it from someone else. Thanks daysgoby!

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/grandmother on your father's side, your favorite sweet/lolly): Mamie Caramel or I could use her middle name Lily Caramel. (sound smore like a porn name)

YOUR FLY GIRL/GUY NAME (first initial of first name followed by "izzle", first two or three letters of your last name followed by "dizzle"): Anizzle Mizzle (ummm... okay...)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favourite color, favourite animal) Blue Dolphin (doesnt sound like much of a detective. Maybe a bar)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first 3 letters of your name- last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name repeated twice): angall budbud or angall litlit (my character is either a stoner or likes drinking. both sound interesting. lol)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME ("The", your favourite color, the automobile you drive): The Blue Caravan (who could I protect with that name?)

This is how to...

I did not know if everyone understood HOW to eat Spaghetti.

So, I thought I would show you how its done.

First, you take handfuls of spaghetti and shove it in your face. The fork is for decorative purposes only. Repeat, DO NOT USE THE FORK TO PICK UP THE SPAGHETTI. You have to use your hands. (see example 1)

example 1:

Then , you make sure you have a good time eating said spaghetti. Be real careful that you smear it all over your face and arms. DO NOT FORGET TO RUB IT ALL IN YOUR HAIR AND ON YOUR CHEST. (see example 2)

Example 2:

I now hope that everyone has learned how you eat spaghetti and what a fun food spaghetti can be.

Lesson over.